1. Kids say the darnedest things, right?!?
Me: *sit down on the couch to put my socks on*
Myles: ” noooo!! Don’t sit on my couch!!”
Me: “excuse me?”
Myles: “don’t sit on my couch! You pop it cause you get bigger and bigger!”
Adam: hysterically laughs with his head inside his shirt
Myles: repeats as if I didn’t hear him “you get bigger, and bigger, and Bigger, AND BIGGER!! And you pop my couch” he says in a sassy but sad voice.
3. Adam and I were sitting on the couch watching tv while Myles was running around like a mad man. All of the sudden, he came up turned around, and said “look Daddy!!” We looked. His pants were off, pull-up around his knees as he bent over to stick his bare naked butt out at us.
4. Whenever Myles gets a hold of my phone, I find these (plus one million) later and have about 500 pictures to delete… Perhaps our favorite mexican joint will hire him to take some food pictures for them?!?!
5. “Singing” the bear necessities